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INDONESIA:Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA:Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh
INDONESIA:Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA:Kementerian Tak Berdosa
INDONESIA:Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA: Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi
INDONESIA:Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA: Laskar Angin-Angin
INDONESIA :Pasukan bubar jalan!!!
MALAYSIA:Pasukan cerai berai!!!
INDONESIA:Merayap
MALAYSIA:Bersetubuh dengan bumi
INDONESIA: rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA: hospital korban lelaki
INDONESIA:telepon selular
MALAYSIA: talipon bimbit
INDONESIA:Pasukan terjung payung
MALAYSIA:Askabegayut
INDONESIA:belokkiri, belokkanan
MALAYSIA:pusingkiri, pusingkanan
INDONESIA:Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA:Departemen Cucuk Tanam
INDONESIA:6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA:6.30 = jam enam setengah
INDONESIA:gratis ngobrol 30 menit
MALAYSIA:percuma berbual 30 minit
INDONESIA: tidak bisa
MALAYSIA: tak boleh
INDONESIA: WC
MALAYSIA: tandas
INDONESIA: Satpam
MALAYSIA: PenungguMaling
INDONESIA: Aduk
MALAYSIA:Kacau
INDONESIA: Diaduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA:kacaukan tuk datar
INDONESIA:7 putaran
MALAYSIA:7 pusingan
INDONESIA:Imut-imut
MALAYSIA:Comel benar
INDONESIA:pejabat negara
MALAYSIA:kaki tangan negara
INDONESIA:bertengkar
MALAYSIA:bertumbuk
INDONESIA:pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA:perogolan
INDONESIA:Pencopet
MALAYSIA:PenyelukSaku
INDONESIA:joystick
MALAYSIA:batang senang
INDONESIA:Tidur siang
MALAYSIA: Petang telentang
INDONESIA:ONANI
MALAYSIA:Tarik- Dorong Kelamin
INDONESIA:Air Hangat
MALAYSIA:Air Suam
INDONESIA:Terasi
MALAYSIA:Belacan
INDONESIA:Pengacara
MALAYSIA:Penguam
INDONESIA:Sepatu
MALAYSIA:Kasut
INDONESIA:Ban
MALAYSIA:Tayar(diambil dari cara baca tulisan Tyre dalam english)
INDONESIA:remote
MALAYSIA:kawalan jauh
INDONESIA:kulkas
MALAYSIA:peti sejuk
INDONESIA:chatting
MALAYSIA:bilik berbual
INDONESIA:rusak
MALAYSIA:taksihat
INDONESIA:keliling kota
MALAYSIA:pusing pusing kebandar
INDONESIA:Tank
MALAYSIA:Kereta kebal
INDONESIA:Kedatangan
MALAYSIA:ketibaan
INDONESIA:bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA:berseronok
INDONESIA:bioskop
MALAYSIA:panggung wayang
INDONESIA:rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA:gubuk gila
INDONESIA:dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA:Dokter gila
INDONESIA:narkoba
MALAYSIA:dadah
INDONESIA:pintu darurat
MALAYSIA:Pintu kecemasan
INDONESIA:hantu Pocong
MALAYSIA:hantu Bungkus

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2. kalo orang bilang kamu judes, sabar aja. Kalo orang bilang kamu reseh, senyumin aja. Tapi kalo ada orang bilang kamu cakep, tonjok aja tuh orang, karena itu FITNAH!!!
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Pengendara motor marah: "Nenek bego! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!"
Nenek sewot :"Lo yg bego!! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!!"
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wii...BAWA handphone 10 jt, wii...BAWA credit card, wi...BAWA body guard!!
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Si tukang roti yang uda sekarat menjawab,"ada nanas, keju,coklat, dan mocca.."
7. Saat kau sedih tak satupun yang menyadari kesedihanmu. Saat bahagia tak satupun melihat senyummu. Tapi saat kau kentut, semau menoleh kepadamu. MENY ED IHKAN SEKALI...;
8. Di neraka Malaikat bertanya pada wanita A&B. Pernah selingkuh??
A: Belum pernah!
M: Kamu dapat kunci sorga emas!
B: Saya sering, asik sih!
M: OK, kamu dapat kunci kamar saya hehehe
9. Suatu malam Mr. BRAD PITT ke diskotik. Temen2 ga sabar bujuk dia
supaya ikut goyang.:
"Ayo, goyang dong Brad! Goyang dong Brad!".
Dari situ lah lagu GOYANG DOMBR AT tercipta..
10. Selamat! Anda mendapatkan kado dari DIGITAL LG. Pilih kado berikut ini :
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3. DIGI-ring polisi 4. DIGI-git anjing
11. When i see baby, i remember "T ED DY BEAR DOLL".
When i see a little girl, i remember "BARBIE DOLL".
But when i see u, i remember "PANADOL"
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Orang British kentut bilang PARDON ME.
Orang SI NGAPORE kentut bilang I'M SORRY.
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